Someone - does NOT like the water. In fact, someone HATES the water... no itsy bisty teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini was going to be help AT ALL

and yes, "beach" is spelled incorrectly. Thats what happens when you're trapped on a 3 hour car ride that has tragically become a 6 hour one. The dog "festival" you planned to attend is over, and the mean 'ol gate lady hosed you for $5.